Wednesday, March 9, 2011

'ipod' was a metaphor...? yes?

OKAY....
so, you remember how
i was supposed to write a psalm 
for my bible as literature class?
(if you don't remember, just
see the post below this one.)
well, i was really fine with how i
did the assignment
UNTIL
i arrived in class last night
and professor walker invited
a couple students to read their 
psalms out loud
AND
i started hearing things like
"o God my creator..."
and "o God who i knew since
i was in the flesh of my mother's
womb" and stuff like that.
that's when i realized that
THESE WERE
REAL PSALMS.
as in, psalms you might really
come across in here:
as in, NO PSALMS
ABOUT IPODS.
as in, 
I DID IT WRONG!
as in, not only did i do it wrong,
i did it, like, 
REALLY WRONG.
like, it wasn't even a bad RELIGIOUS psalm!
THAT would have been better.
i would have taken that. but nooooo, it had to be 
a bad psalm about a GOLDEN CALF.
AND i had to go and publicize it on my BLOG,
and EVERYthing, where i was further embarrassed by
inviting my 2 or 3 fans to read it!
how embarrassing.
....




just kidding!
this is actually a GREAT story!
you know,
i'm just going to email the TEACH,
tell him i misunderstood the assIGNment,
he's a pretty chill professor,
he'll probably think it's more hilarious
than i or my 2 or 3 fans think so,
and it'll be great! 
wish me luck! 

 but just to let you all know,
i don't know if i'll ever be
able to read psalms AGAIN!


...just kidding. again.

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